Cheers!

Last time I was here it was a different version of me all together. I don't think I need to go back in time and explain why my views were a little more negative and I'm sure in time on here it will be easier to understand!

I am the ultimate stay at home mom that does it "all," and while I don't succeed everyday, it's my goal to keep shit clean, keep the people fed, keep myself pretty and keep sharing my hot mess of a life because if I don't, I'll go fucking crazy.

Wait, I did go crazy and that's pretty much why I disappeared. House Full of Heads was not what I wanted it to be, the stories I told were not taken in the context they were intended. Now that I've found a better voice I know that I will tell it how I mean it and if it's taken any other way, it's not my problem.

My problem is people and toddlers and babies that scream too much. Mine are just as guilty as the other lil monsters and have caused me to "runaway" on several occasions. Since I can't actually travel far away, dress up every night and have dinner parties on a regular I figured this is the place that I can! I'm here to share my awesomeness and how I "do it all!" ;)