I apologize in advance if I offend you because if I apologize later for saying what I feel, it's like apologizing for being real. Which I am. Just consider me the 30yr old version of Miley Cyrus (with a better ass) and you're a part of my movement. That, or you're just looking for someone to show you how to do it all!
I wake up to two of the most handsome lil monsters in the world and before the day is done I have changed a handful of shitty diapers, cleaned the shitty diapers my dog ate because I didn't throw them away fast enough, made three meals and cleaned them up, went to the park, went to the store and cussed someone out on the way, pinned a hundred fashion, food and funny quotes on Pinterest while entertaining the monsters. The only thing is that I like to look pretty while I do it all!
By all means I am not implying that I've got heels and a dress on, this isn't the 1950's and although I'm a domestic Goddess my husband isn't my supervisor and this is MY castle. Just take off the "give ups" aka your sweats, take a fucking shower for God sake, put on a bra, dry your hair, leave it down and fix your face!! You'll feel prettier while reading what I have to share and you're welcome.
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